Wednesday, August 16, 2006

HOW I HAVE HELPED THE WORLD TODAY

Today I helped the world by:

I helped rid the world of toxic waste by emptying the litter box.
I helped rid the world of pollution by sweeping the kitchen floor.
I helped people with allergies world-wide by vacuuming up the dander on my bedroom floor. (I had dust moose)
I helped peace talks by speaking only gentle words.

I will help feed the world by working at the Farmer's Market today.

Wow, I am soooo awesome.

1 comment:

Jane_hates_Dick said...

Dust moose are so much more exotic than dust bunnies, don't you think?