Today I helped the world by:
I helped rid the world of toxic waste by emptying the litter box.
I helped rid the world of pollution by sweeping the kitchen floor.
I helped people with allergies world-wide by vacuuming up the dander on my bedroom floor. (I had dust moose)
I helped peace talks by speaking only gentle words.
I will help feed the world by working at the Farmer's Market today.
Wow, I am soooo awesome.
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Dust moose are so much more exotic than dust bunnies, don't you think?
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